1. Rampage Badge : Score 50 kills with a single unit
  2. Garage Performer Badge : Earn at least 1 perfect medal in an amateur track, and at least bronze on the others
  3. Band Camper Badge : Rack up 10 awards points
  4. Path of Pwnage Badge : Load up "Ultimate Survival" and slaughter 20 soldiers, robots, zombies, and, uh, bean things
  5. Malus Domestica Connoisseur Badge : To truly understand Newton's genius, you must complete all 25 levels
  6. Applesauce Sampler Badge : Complete level 4
  7. Strength of a Warrior Badge : Deal at least 500 damage with a single hit
  8. Errand Boy Badge : Every great leader needs to start somewhere! Earn 1000 gold
  9. High Warlord Badge : Any resistance will not be tolerated! Conquer all 32 cities
  10. Bloody Buccaneer Badge : Crush 10 enemy vessels across all games in any difficulty setting
  11. Shark Jumper Badge : Leap through the sky and travel 100 meters horizontally
  12. Junior Olympian Badge : Score 50,000 points
  13. Six-Sided Student Badge : Complete any 10 levels
  14. Challenge Achievement Badge : Complete challenge mode
  15. Relentless Attacks Badge : Get a combo string of 5 or higher
  16. Pants full of Squiggles Badge : Finish a level with 100 squiggles in your pants
  17. Champion Robotics Engineer Badge : Complete your fulfilling career as a master of all things mechanical
  18. Roboslayer Badge : Lay waste to 10 opponents in career mode or challenge mode
  19. Ragdoll Initiate Badge : Start down the noble path of dodging random spikes, avoiding 50 of them
  20. Chatmaster Badge : Dodge 100 stars, then submit your score